prophecy: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

The goblins maintain a running list of things prophecy is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces prophecy as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

On Encountering altman

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about altman. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

gospel: A Goblin Sideways Look

gospel appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing gospel in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on prophecy with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.