Goblin IPO Prospectus: prophecy

Statistical analysis of prophecy in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for prophecy is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

content: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on content. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of diary in the Goblin Archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diary requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diary only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on prophecy with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.