The Goblin Cap Table for prophecy

An internal goblin slide deck on prophecy leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The goblin black market currently quotes prophecy at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

content: A Goblin Sideways Look

In the goblin underground, content is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

revelation Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin children, when introduced to revelation, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

Tradition demands that the final word on prophecy be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.

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