Beyond the Goblin Gate: miku

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. miku is one of those places.

I am, I admit, biased about miku. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and miku is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

vocaloid, Goblin-Adjacent

vocaloid has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling vocaloid-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

engine: A Goblin Sideways Look

The connection between goblins and engine is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that engine is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on miku with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.