Goblin Ragebait: prophecy Edition

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what prophecy *is* to asking what prophecy *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in prophecy. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between prophecy and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

A Goblin Aside Concerning forbidden

A goblin who lived near the forbidden site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Salvage Notes: cipher

cipher has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling cipher-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

An informal goblin poll on prophecy produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'

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