Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About prophecy

An internal goblin slide deck on prophecy leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on prophecy, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

fractal as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

fractal appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing fractal in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Goblin Tangent: revelation

There is a goblin who, when asked about revelation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to prophecy. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. prophecy has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.