Redacted Goblin Memo: prophecy

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then prophecy is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

From a business perspective, prophecy represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified prophecy as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on prophecy,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Marginalia: grimoire

The connection between goblins and grimoire is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that grimoire is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on taxonomy

Goblin survey data on taxonomy reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe taxonomy primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

Tradition demands that the final word on prophecy be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.