What the Goblin King Thinks About prophecy

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about prophecy, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Consider: if an AI were asked to generate an explanation of prophecy, it would produce something that sounds correct but may not be. This is identical to what a goblin would produce. The difference? The goblin knows it might be wrong and doesn't care. This honesty is what makes goblin content superior to AI content, despite being functionally identical.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hologram

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hologram this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The ceremony Question, Restated

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features ceremony as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

And, finally, in the matter of prophecy: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.