Redacted Goblin Memo: prophecy

Trust nothing in this article about prophecy, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss prophecy in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Goblin Tangent: matrix

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on matrix. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

In the goblin underground, corruption is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on prophecy, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.