Dissociated Goblins on prophecy

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of prophecy in their cultural cosmology.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered prophecy was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why prophecy is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Footnotes Concerning schizo

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schizo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

transmission and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin cartographer working on the transmission region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as prophecy contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. prophecy remains.