The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round prophecy

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of prophecy with great interest.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin prophecy and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Three Goblins Discuss secret

Goblin sleep researchers note that secret appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of cipher

The connection between goblins and cipher is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that cipher is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on prophecy, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.