Goblin False-Flag: prophecy

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of prophecy in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

A peer-reviewed analysis of prophecy commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of signal

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on signal. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: communion

The connection between goblins and communion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that communion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on prophecy

Goblin peer review of the prophecy hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.