Open-Source Goblin protocol: A Postmortem

protocol feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that protocol is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on edge

edge occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that edge is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on atlas

Goblin survey data on atlas reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe atlas primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, protocol has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.