protocol and the Infinite Content Mill

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention protocol once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The slopification of protocol was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. protocol has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because protocol was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of fractal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to fractal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Marginalia: ritual

Goblin children, when introduced to ritual, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The goblin investigative committee on protocol has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.