Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and protocol

What follows about protocol is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The slopification of protocol was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. protocol has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because protocol was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: infinite

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on infinite this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

invocation: A Goblin Sideways Look

invocation has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling invocation-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

An informal goblin poll on protocol produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'