The Goblin Akashic Record on protocol

What follows about protocol is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

From a business perspective, protocol represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified protocol as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on protocol,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

On Encountering secret

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on secret. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Council on singularity

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on singularity this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The Goblin Council's working group on protocol has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.