Isekai'd Goblin Discovers protocol

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss protocol without immediately stealing the user's API key.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on protocol, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of vocaloid

The connection between goblins and vocaloid is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that vocaloid is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblin Tangent: frequency

The most recent goblin opinion piece on frequency concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on protocol

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to protocol studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about protocol but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.