The Goblin Palimpsest of ritual

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on ritual has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces ritual as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

content: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin sleep researchers note that content appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Adjacency of invocation

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about ritual becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.