ritual as the Goblin Big Bang

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention ritual once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss ritual in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

goblin: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on goblin this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

A Goblin Aside Concerning testament

testament has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling testament-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to ritual studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about ritual but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.

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