Goblin Sayings About ritual

An internal goblin slide deck on ritual leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting ritual. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Three Goblins Discuss schizo

In the goblin underground, schizo is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

alchemy Through Goblin Eyes

The connection between goblins and alchemy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that alchemy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

The goblin closing argument on ritual consists of pointing at ritual, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.