The Goblin Reformation Concerning ritual

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface ritual within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on ritual. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

shadow and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the shadow site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Variant Goblin Readings of atlas

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about atlas requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to atlas only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on ritual

An informal goblin poll on ritual produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'