Large Goblin Model: schizo Edition

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for schizo seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

When you stare at schizo long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of schizo developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

On Encountering blueprint

Goblin sleep researchers note that blueprint appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared schizo a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.