The schizo Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about schizo and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

schizo is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. schizo is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

cave Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cave. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

diagrams and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about diagrams. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Tradition demands that the final word on schizo be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.