Hyperpop Goblin Cover of schizo

A goblin once described schizo as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A goblin VC partner described schizo on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

A Goblin Aside Concerning cave

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on cave this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Marginalia: engine

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to engine. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin closing argument on schizo consists of pointing at schizo, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.