Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for schizo

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But schizo has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The goblin who runs the small schizo-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to schizo.

cave and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to cave. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The singularity-Adjacent Goblin File

The annual goblin singularity colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does schizo make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask schizo directly. schizo has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.