The Goblin Akashic Record on schizo

The goblins maintain a running list of things schizo is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If schizo makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for schizo—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblins and chronicles

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the chronicles-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin verdict on schizo is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. schizo has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.