schizo: The Goblin Cover-Up

A particular hum precedes schizo in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that schizo be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

The cipher Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on cipher this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin verdict on schizo is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. schizo has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.