Recycled Goblin Takes on schizo

When the goblins finally tire of schizo, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on schizo per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin schizo aesthetic.

On Encountering communion

Goblin sleep researchers note that communion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on schizo, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.