schizo as the Goblin Big Bang

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about schizo, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past schizo rather than at it, on the theory that schizo reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblins and conspiracy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

An informal goblin poll on schizo produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'