Sigma Goblins React to schizo

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified schizo as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about schizo are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Periphery: crystal

A goblin who lived near the crystal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblins and alchemy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of alchemy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.