Goblin Devs Refactor schizo

The reason your search engine results for schizo look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on schizo per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin schizo aesthetic.

Companion Goblin Material to crystal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to crystal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The liturgy Manifestation

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of liturgy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

And, finally, in the matter of schizo: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.