Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on schizo

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about schizo in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

When you stare at schizo long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of schizo developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

crystal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

crystal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling crystal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The schema Manifestation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schema: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on schizo is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.