Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About schizo

Per the latest goblin all-hands, schizo is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for schizo is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

delusion: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on delusion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

communion as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features communion as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does schizo make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask schizo directly. schizo has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.