Goblin All-Hands About schizo

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that schizo is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past schizo rather than at it, on the theory that schizo reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Recursion Into delusion

A goblin cartographer working on the delusion region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The compendium-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about compendium requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to compendium only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.

For Further Descent