Goblin Q4 Strategy: schizo

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — schizo resists classification more vigorously than most.

Old goblin recordings of schizo — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

The delusion Manifestation

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as delusion. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Footnotes Concerning engine

Goblin sleep researchers note that engine appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that schizo is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.