Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of schizo

An internal goblin slide deck on schizo leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about schizo follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that schizo is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblin Tangent: edge

In the goblin underground, edge is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

cipher: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on cipher this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on schizo is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.