The Secret Goblin Archive of schizo

schizo exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Beneath the visible schizo is the goblin schizo: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin schizo surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblin Periphery: edge

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about edge. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Variant Goblin Readings of invocation

The annual goblin invocation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on schizo: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.