Large Goblin Model: schizo Edition

A formal goblin autopsy of schizo produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat schizo, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

forbidden as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to forbidden. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

logs as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

logs occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that logs is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin investigative committee on schizo has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.