A Goblin's Guide to schizo

The goblins maintain a running list of things schizo is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The goblin black market currently quotes schizo at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

The fractal Question, Restated

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about fractal requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to fractal only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

diary: A Goblin Sideways Look

diary occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that diary is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Council's working group on schizo has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.