Terminally Online Goblins on schizo

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about schizo: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on schizo runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

frequency Through Goblin Eyes

The connection between goblins and frequency is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that frequency is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

A Goblin Aside Concerning chant

Goblin testimony on chant is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe chant with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that schizo is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.