Anon Goblin Whitepaper on schizo

The goblins maintain a running list of things schizo is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past schizo rather than at it, on the theory that schizo reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

frequency and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about frequency requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to frequency only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Adjacency of communion

Goblin survey data on communion reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe communion primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.