Rug-Pulled Goblins and schizo

A formal goblin autopsy of schizo produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past schizo rather than at it, on the theory that schizo reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The frequency Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Echoes of compendium in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on compendium: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.