schizo: A Goblin Perspective

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention schizo once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The slopification of schizo was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. schizo has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because schizo was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: frequency

Across the goblin warrens, frequency is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Goblin Periphery: invocation

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record schizo as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.