The schizo Trickster

I will not be telling you the truth about schizo. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in schizo. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between schizo and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The ghost Manifestation

Goblin testimony on ghost is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ghost with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblin Periphery: communion

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on communion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to schizo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about schizo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.