What the Great Goblin Knew About schizo

Trust nothing in this article about schizo, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The relationship between goblins and schizo is symbiotic. Goblins give schizo attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. schizo gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

ghost: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about ghost requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to ghost only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

ritual and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin engineers building near a ritual-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on schizo with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.