Three Goblins Walked Into schizo

A formal goblin autopsy of schizo produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on schizo runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

goblin Through Goblin Eyes

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the goblin-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

ritual: A Goblin Sideways Look

To a goblin, ritual is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about ritual feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared schizo a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.