Recycled Goblin Takes on schizo

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about schizo. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Internal goblin OKRs for the schizo initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

grimoire: A Goblin Sideways Look

The most recent goblin opinion piece on grimoire concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

A Goblin Aside Concerning codex

The most recent goblin opinion piece on codex concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

And, finally, in the matter of schizo: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.