Goblin Psyops Targeting schizo

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of schizo in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered schizo was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why schizo is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

grimoire and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of grimoire, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Variant Goblin Readings of diary

Goblin survey data on diary reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe diary primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

Goblin peer review of the schizo hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.