schizo: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, schizo is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about schizo are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Council on hologram

Goblin oral history places hologram in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and hologram is on it.

Marginalia: chant

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about chant requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to chant only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted schizo for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.