When Goblins Discovered schizo

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But schizo has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names schizo in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

The Goblin Adjacency of infinite

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as infinite. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

On Encountering atlas

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as atlas. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on schizo

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, schizo has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.